If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
Jst fu cking do it you pciece ofd shi t
Tumblr, teaching more about rape culture than they do in school
tumblr, knowing more about rape culture than governments do
Photoperformances: Landscapes, Cecilia Paredes
the only self harm photo i will ever reblog
Hi, thank you omg, bye.
woke up to this guy, warm sunshine coming in through the window, and joe purdy. big yawns were had by all.
hey mom we’re home from school
im trying to take a nap honey
a venn diagram of the things george washington said not to do and the things america did would be a circle
YOU GUYS ARE FOOLS
YOU HAVE TO DECORATE THEM
AFTER YOU COOK THEM AND THEY’VE COOLED
THANK YOU HOLY SHIT
HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK UP DIPPING STRAWBERRIES IN CHOCOLATE??? DID YOU EVEN TEMPER THE CHOCOLATE OR DO YOU JSUT LIVE IN FUCKING MORDOR HOLY SHIT
im laughing so fucking hard